by Bobby McCarthy
Copyright (c), 2003, My Daily Driver -- All Rights Reserved
The thing about the Dodge Dart is that it seems that every breathing person in the US has
had some type of Dart experience or another. Whether it was their first car, a boyfriend's,
their mom's or sibling's car, everyone I meet has a Dart tale to tell. Now the Chrysler
family did build about a gazillion Darts and it's brothers, the Valiant and the Scamp.
Based on shear numbers, I guess it should be no surprise that so many folks have had
close encounters with a Dart, as opposed to let's say, a Mercury Montclair or a
Chevrolet Monza 2+2.
When I was in the market for an "old" car", the fact that the Darts are so plentiful
helped in my decision to own and drive one. I am a fairly practical guy in my own
abstract way, so when buying a vintage car, I stuck with a vehicle of mass production.
It makes sense to me, the more they made, the more readily parts are available. And
let's be honest; if you plan on driving a classic car, it's gonna need parts. Consider
my 1971 Dodge Dart Swinger, a 225 Slant 6 automatic. To date, every part I have needed
(albeit, it hasn't required much) I have procured at my neighborhood Auto Parts store.
I am the third owner of the Swinger and with only 62,000 miles on it when I purchased it, the
condition reflects the light use. The Dart was built in Canada and I really can't hold
that against it. As far as I am concerned, it's a true blue red-blooded American car.
My buddy and I did a VIN search and found that all the options present were installed at
the factory. This includes an extra trim package and an AC that stills blows cold.
What's really delightful about this particular Dart is that everything works and I did
not have to fix it all. The gauges (even the fuel gage), the original AM radio, the map
light, the trunk light, the AC, the "lights are on" buzzer and the manual foot pump for
the windshield squirters work as they did 30 years ago.
The feature title "Ocean State Swinger", is a dead give away that I drive this car in
Rhode Island and New England. I found the Dart through a regional publication that has
classified ads for everything from canoe paddles to porcelain keepsakes. I spoke to the
young lady selling the Dart and obtained directions to deep within western Massachusetts.
Undaunted, my cohort in crime and I traveled some 80 miles in his 1974 Plymouth to take
a peek at the Swinger. Now let the record show that we did not take advantage of the
young lady selling this car. However, the girl selling the Dart could have penned a
novelette or at least a brochure on "How Not to sell an old car." Without going into
the gory details, the car had been off the road for only 2 months, but looked like it
had been parked beneath an incinerator. A little soap, a little water goes a long way,
baby. That and numerous other blatant errors she committed in how to display a
car-for-sale cost her a bit of green. There is a lesson here, if you're selling a car,
at least wash the damn thing.
Although she received less than the asking price, the seller was very pleased. Now came
the true test of faith. Rhode Island requires front and rear license plates, so we
removed the front plate from my buddies Plymouth and attached to the Dart. Ok, we have
80 miles to drive with an unproven 30-year-old car and it's not insured or registered.
Now I am sure that no one reading this has ever attempted such a brazenly illegal act as
to drive a newly purchased car home prior to fulfilling your state's registration
requirements. I beg your forgiveness. During the drive home, I was hypersensitive to
anything resembling a squad car, I am listening to every stroke of each cylinder, each
hydraulic surge of the transmission and each squeak and thump. Some 80 miles later, we
are parked safely at home.
Since that initial harrowing drive, the Dart has passed the safety and emissions
inspection and has been a daily driver for the last 7 months. Yeah, there have been a
few times when a little engine compartment massaging was required. And there have been
a few embarrassing moment s of deploying the flashers, but you have to expect that if
you choose to drive these vintage cars. All in all, this 1971 Dodge Dart Swinger has
been and continues to be the Ocean State Swinger.

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